THE BEHOLDERRRRR
the bard: can i PLEASE have a hot NPC love interest??
the DM: you guys are literally mid-combat against a suit of animated armor right now.
the bard: please? PLEASE? PLEASE???
the DM: *sighs*
the suit of animated armor:

the bard: can i PLEASE have a hot NPC love interest??
the DM: you guys are literally mid-combat against a suit of animated armor right now.
the bard: please? PLEASE? PLEASE???
the DM: *sighs*
the suit of animated armor:

im fucking howling
This?????? Is so????? Cute?????????
Some things heard during D&D.
Oh god all of these are gold
figured i’ll entertain tumble with my tweets before someone does it for me
Status Descriptions for when my players ask how the monster looks

isn’t this essentially what a dungeon master is at its core
